The Life and Times of Westly Heart Monroe

I don't want to just be a thing...

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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the-goddamazon:

BLOWED QUESTIONS.

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isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

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gameraboy:

Time to study
definitionofdisney:

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